Miscellaneous: Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:34 - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

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Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By frankkathy - 26/07/2011 17:07 - United States

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I was trying to swat a wasp in my bedroom. I got so frustrated that I ended up punching myself in the face. The wasp is still here, and now I look like I've been in a brawl. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:50

I pressed YDI after I read "Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest."

BountyBass 13

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:48

And so you should

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DegrassixDigimon 5

Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:50

It depends Are they good nebours?

HahaYDI 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:25

You really screwed your neighbor there, dick.

trucker67 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:41

And this is why they shouldn't give guns to idiots like you - even if it was a toy you would probably figure out a way to hurt yourself.

misterie_fml 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:45

The bees population are already declining to an alarming rate world wide. People don't realise how much bees affect our ecosystem, A LOT of our food source and food chain depend on it. Even if these bees didn't hurt the neighbours it is an incredibly stupid thing to do to wreck the bees nest.

srhornb 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:03

NERD!!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:35

Oh look, a Dumbass who instults someone giving out facts about bees.

Bandftw44 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:50

People like you give paintball a bad name

athos1237 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:41

That's because you are a total dick. Go pay for their medical expenses and man-up about what you did.

srhornb 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:00

Guess I'm a dick too cuz i laughed when i read it

seb6969 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:15

Don't worry about it. What goes around comes around. One day you'll get yours... and then all of us will be able to have a genuinely remorse free good laugh.