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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 15:09 - Canada

Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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BlueRiverAries 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:07

Maybe you should work out until you can pull off the outfit? Or opt for a size up. Wear something that flatters you, everyone has a different shape.

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 8:13

She says Saturday to empathize that the picture was recent, and not an old one like the boyfriend thought.

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

Monday 17 August 2009 18:39

I agree with the "camera adds 10 pounds" comment. go #1!!

I_suck_you_suck 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 13:29

uh.. haha... ur nuts

st0dad 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 5:23

Well, firstly never wear skintight dresses... they're trashy! Secondly, buy a fabulous, stylish dress that flatters your figure.... and dump his ass.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Saturday 20 July 2013 3:37

Break up with him because of one little comment? What is happening to the world...

GiddyXD 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 0:40

so it was Saturday why can't it be Sunday?

victoria4161993 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:49

time to start working out

DQ2011 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 4:58

what does Saturday have to do with it??

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 8:13

She says Saturday to empathize that the picture was recent, and not an old one like the boyfriend thought.

fadingfaith 4

Monday 13 June 2011 2:00

Win!?

omgcookeys 15

Friday 8 July 2011 4:39

that is an awesome comment. and its okay to gain weight just as long as you didn't gain 100 pounds unintentionally

ilovemychem 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 2:42

Maybe wear less tight clothes around him for a while..ahah

JD134 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 3:16

Don't worry he's probably pudgy too.

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Today, my family and I finally moved out of our apartment, and into a more accommodating house. However, as we were leaving, my brother leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've masturbated in every room of that apartment, but it was the best in your room." We've lived there for 3 years. FML

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Today, my boss wanted to talk to me. Nervous, I went to her office. Turns out that my coworkers talk about me behind my back, and my boss is worried about me. Apparently, I lie about my bad knees, and me wearing black leggings is horrible. Most of them wear sweatpants on a daily basis. FML

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Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

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Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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Dirty room

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Awful line of inquiry

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