By SkottLong - 10/03/2015 06:19 - United States - Logan

Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML
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xapocxbiggunx 4

Why not just ask him to buy it?

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1dvs_bstd 41

Why do people always expect other people to read their minds? Like they have a gift of clairvoyance.. pffft

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xapocxbiggunx 4

Why not just ask him to buy it?

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randomname98 22

Because if OPs dad is anything like mine, OP would get a 10 minute lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and to buy it with your own money

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funkypenguin 7

If his father were like that, why even bother hinting it?

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randomname98 22

Because straight up asking doesn't work, but hinting might get you what you want on your birthday or Christmas

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skippydoda 32

Steal it... Or get money to buy it yourself.

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mellajella 14

Today, a person on FML told me to steal a sweatshirt. When I did, I was arrested. The trial is in a week. FML

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skippydoda 32

I highly doubt if OP takes it from their dad， he'll press charges.

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seth_ramey 11

Yeah, steal it. You'll have the sweatshirt regardless of the fact that it won't fit you and will look stupid because it's literally hanging off of you.

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naxeeb 33

Couldn't you have just asked him to get it for you? He's your dad, not a stranger!

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gabechriswill 19

You'll grow into it.

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MzZombicidal 36

Throw it into the dryer and shrink it to your size (or as close to it as you can get)! ;P

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1dvs_bstd 41

Why do people always expect other people to read their minds? Like they have a gift of clairvoyance.. pffft

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igive 29

I have the gift. 5% of the time I am 100% right on what people are thinking.

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gracehi 31

Get a job and buy your own damn sweaters, free loader! Gosh! I bet you expect your father to feed you too!

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BadApple88 29

Next time just ask can he buy it for YOU. Some people are oblivious to hints

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JKPwnage 27

Yeah, screw him for not getting that, apparently, "Look at this sweatshirt," means, "Buy me this sweatshirt." Don't expect people to take cryptic "hints" like that. Just say what you want.

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