Intimacy: Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane... - FML

By anon - 16/01/2016 23:15 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

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Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane jealous housemate months ago. I need to find a new job and a new flat. FML

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By ShanghaiSam - 17/05/2017 04:00 - China - Shanghai

Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML

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By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

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Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 14:00

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Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 03:00

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Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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By thatsillegal - 30/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

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Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By TimeForANewJob - 16/01/2017 17:47

Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML

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hmiller2337 11

Sunday 17 January 2016 16:35

you deserved it

nonsensical 26

Sunday 17 January 2016 16:37

why would you need to find a new job too?

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tin_cup 27

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:11

Sounds like your housemate was better than you.

corky1992 33

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:16

Why would you do that if you knew how your roommate is? Unless you didn't find out he slept with her too until afterwards..but she still didn't have to find out. I think you deserved this one.

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:16

Or some common sense...

Ramos808 29

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:18

Every single cheater will always deserve what is in store for them. Karma will have its way : )

leogachi 15

Sunday 17 January 2016 19:51

@20 Who exactly is the cheater in this situation?

lantz4levi 19

Monday 18 January 2016 1:55

It never said they were sleeping together the same time the other one was

ssnow_fml 20

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:18

you deserve it for sleeping your way to the top.

9a_1z 12

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:20

I think maybe you need a new perspective on who you sleep with to go along with that. Although your deputy manager sounds a little skeevy as well and you're probably better off not working for him.

nickie_94 18

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:22

This proves that you can't have sex with just anyone

ww431 15

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:25

Your own fault! As much as it's your own choice who you sleep with, maybe don't choose your boss next time..

NotRussian 16

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:34

You shouldn't shit where you eat.

saadah 13

Sunday 17 January 2016 20:23

And sleep, and work.

stangbang92 17

Sunday 17 January 2016 17:59

I'm having a hard time figuring out the genders of the people described.

Busco7 6

Sunday 17 January 2016 18:19

What has that got to do with the price of tea in China??? Their genders are not relevant to the question at hand..

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