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By anon - 16/01/2016 23:15 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane jealous housemate months ago. I need to find a new job and a new flat. FML

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By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

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Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

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Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML

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Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

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By TimeForANewJob - 16/01/2017 17:47

Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML

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Sunday 17 January 2016 16:35

you deserved it

nonsensical 26

Sunday 17 January 2016 16:37

why would you need to find a new job too?

Comments

aeryn97 17

Sunday 17 January 2016 22:17

No points for stupidity.

MitiMiki 16

Sunday 17 January 2016 22:38

You probably have a sexual harassment claim if your termination was a result of your sexual relationship with your manager.

RabbitOfAurora 28

Sunday 17 January 2016 22:43

Sorry OP, YDI. Don't shit where you eat.

uchihadesendent 14

Sunday 17 January 2016 23:48

YDI OP.

pasupathymuthu 16

Monday 18 January 2016 4:35

I did not understand. FML.

ezrajab 22

Monday 18 January 2016 4:59

Not the best way to do THAT kind of business sorry op FYL YDI

RebelQuinn93 1

Monday 18 January 2016 7:03

Did you know your flatmate slept with him first? Either way you totally deserve this. You should keep sex and work seperate. Period.

tanziir1 14

Monday 18 January 2016 9:07

You slept with ur manager .....

manuwish 9

Monday 18 January 2016 18:53

you better learn it soon: don't f..ck the boss, b..tch?!

Lotsatissues 4

Sunday 24 January 2016 12:30

Lol, u deserved it. You don't shit where u eat.

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