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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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By babygirllxo - 13/07/2010 18:28 - Canada

Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML

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By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By fark - 20/11/2014 20:45 - Ireland

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By NoRunning - 17/06/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML

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By flicmybicgrl - 23/09/2020 08:01

Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 09:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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By no name - 22/06/2013 07:20 - United States - Gaylord

Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML

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iSitt 0

Monday 20 December 2010 21:10

sue yourself for negligence then countersue yourself for defamation then plead insanity

perdix 29

Monday 20 December 2010 19:32

I'm sure the witnesses were all impressed by your multimedia safety presentation. You should replay it every 5 minutes to achieve maximum public safety.

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Gstriker 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 2:41

chopppp lol

star513 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 6:54

ha sounds like something i would do

moziecatt 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 7:34

i swear there's another FML like this,floating around somewhere

mtnairtom 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 13:55

Can you spell D U M B A S S?

XxSuNnYGiLLxX 7

Tuesday 21 December 2010 18:16

Take one for the team.

Snowshi 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 18:34

Lol fail xD

azshadilia 0

Monday 7 February 2011 18:20

Quick!!! Call alanis morriset Tell her this is what irony really is!!!!!

Liveurlife123 0

Friday 25 March 2011 5:41

irony. well not really. whats the word? karma? karmony.

PlasmaVirus 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:56

Didn't you read the sign?

sorrowevicteon 9

Monday 9 January 2012 4:52

I've always wondered if that's ever happened... Now I know.

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