By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 03:46 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML
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Tripartita 44

Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?

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derpyshy 16

I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.

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silky_mitts 11

Wouldn't wana be in front of that sneeze

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becca1998 22

Maybe try drinking something soothing? Idk hope it gets better

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UhHuhHoney 20

Hot tea might be helpful.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Warm salt water gargle, to dislodge any particles still stuck, then tea with lemon and honey. Good luck!

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

This happened to a friend of mine. A piece of food was buried or stuck in his esophagus wall and doctors had to surgically remove it. Go get it checked out with a doctor OP!

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andrmac 25

Well at least it didn't get lodged in you nose!

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brenton490 19

Look at the flowers OP look at the flowers .

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