By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 03:46 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML
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Tripartita 44

Alright, I've got gunshot, lethal injection—oh, and a rather fantastic deal on death by flamethrower. What'll it be, OP?

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derpyshy 16

I've done that. No clue what causes it. Drink something warm (cocoa, cider, tea), it'll help.

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GetUhome 12

oh canada ;) i love you

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coortaknee 15

Granola bars always attack, beware

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kharwood1208 14

use some saline nose spray, you must have some still in your sinuses. thats sucks.

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not_emo_kid666 16

So I've noticed you live somewhere around where I live. Where is your house. I will kill you for you.

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Techwizard810 0

One day, I was eating Cocoa Krispies, when I projectile vomited in the middle of swallowing it. It went up my nose, and I kept gagging, trying to get it out (my tongue is really long, so I can move it up where my mucus is).

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eggfriend22 4

Getting stuff stuck between your esophagus and your nasal cavity is the worst. I recommend either inhaling really hard or using a neti pot. Not sure how good the neti pot would be in this scenerio though.

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SailorSolaris 43

This will sound gross, but try blowing your nose. I've had the same problem, and it usually comes out the nose. Just be prepared for possible pain.

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davo_ib_local 14

Uh?? You said "hellishly" so you're fired.

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