By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
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lwdjaymac 1

Use your other eye :)

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MMMMMAATT__TODD 0

how the hell did you manage that? when you sneeze do you sneeze inwards through your eye or summit?? XD

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baby_gurl2405 0

how the hell did u get that to work... if so can you send me detailed instructions on how to do this that I can give to my brother? thanks :P

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TOADified 0

The force of the sneeze probably forced the toothbrush into her eye

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TiniMartini 0

they couldve had someone type it for them

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FMLjudge007 0

agreed with number two, unless you kno how to type really good and even so why would you be on FML instead of trying to get help

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WhyIsntLifeGood 0

how could you keep you eyes open? even if you try its hard

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h2icasis 0

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET TOOTHPASTE IN YOUR EYE!!!!!

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poudycat 0

Ok YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED. 'How did he write this'? HE SAID HE COULDN'T SEE FOR 2 HOURS. NOT THAT HE WAS PERMANENTLY BLIND! Idiots are from everywhere, aren't they...

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