Omg so many idiots misreading the FML I don't even feel like correcting anyone today

I've voted YDI on this simply because you have prevented me from posting my (more awesome) story. Its actually from when I was about 12, and is pretty much exactly the same... just replace "toothpaste" with "electric toothbrush". Yes, it was on. And it had toothpaste on it; I pretty much got the entire head into my left eye and couldn't open it for hours. FML

#70 @xshinexbrite96xx ; Wow, how did God come into this? Asking him for help isn't the best idea; he'll just as likely kill your baby as cure your ailments ;)

When I was about 6 or 7 we were getting a family picture done, I looked in the mirror and wanted my eyes to be more white, so I took tooth paste and ended up looking high as balls for the picture :)

if this is true how are you typing this fml?

O my god! Calm down you lot! It's funny! Just leave it at that!

are you people ******* retarded? she said my eye. not my eyes. SINGULAR. and getting toothpaste in one eye doesnt just blind your other?! and yea. strong alkalis can dissolve your eye, so i would just watch out..

So instead of going to the hospital, you get on FML?

how the hell does that even happen :p

yeah..how DID you type this then?