Transportation: Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away...

By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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You deserved it 46 542

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By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By Leaving Early Fail - 12/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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By JoblessandStupid - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Stockbridge

Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML

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By melly - 14/12/2010 19:10 - United States

Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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Shadic 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:18

What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.

Killeritch 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:33

i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

Comments

Ninjaface 0

Friday 15 January 2010 0:53

Unfortunately, the only way for you to keep your job at this point is to let your boss rear-end you back. It's only fair.

damienwatkins 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:05

YOU JUST GOT KARMA'D BITCH!

Gavik 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:12

*Insert preachy bullshit here*

AndrewM 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:07

FYL for being a retard.

TheRipper_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:25

YDI for being a lazy bastard that skips out on work when there are plenty of hard workers who are out if a job right now. Hopefully your boss made you join them.

McFail_fml 4

Friday 15 January 2010 3:13

let me get this straight... 1) you leave your work early 2) you fled quickly and expected people not to notice 3) you saw your boss and decided to rear-end your boss in public as he was getting ready to go to lunch did you have a sudden urge for a homosexual fling with your boss. Rear-ending your boss in public gives you some sort of thrill? You just raped your boss and possibly ruined his appetite.

chickie_wickie41 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:20

ydi idiot.

ashylarry 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:42

ydi for being lazy

YoungE 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:55

an accident in tha parkin lot...how stupid are you?

blastvortex 3

Friday 15 January 2010 5:19

YDI for skipping out. YDI for speeding. YDI for not watching where you were going. I hope you enjoyed life so far, 'cause without a job and with a new black mark on your record, you're gonna have trouble finding decent work now. LOL Karma's a bitch, isn't it?