By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
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Shadic 0

What the hell is the point of these "I did something completely ******* stupid. Feel bad for me please?" types of FMLs? Seriously. You'll get no sympathy from me.

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Killeritch 0

i kinda want to know why you thought driving quickly and irresponsibly would make you less likely to get spotted and/or caught. pro tip: if you're driving fast, it makes you more visible, not less. so ytdi.

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rambunciousana 0

karma is a bitch(;

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rambunciousana 0

karma is a bitch(;

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mhinaj 0

hey dumbass ydi. Stay at work next time ph wait u probably got fired fyl

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leewii 2

That's what the "you deserved it" choice is for!

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hurley12 30

YDI leave 5 minutes early is maybe okay, but you should be getting payed if you leave two hours early. Wtf

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corky1992 33

you deserve to be fired for that which I'm getting you were

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ArbiterOfFML 24

oh what the **** was so important to ditch work? a party started? You too tired? boohoo ydi, most people would kill for a job and you take it for granted.

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