Miscellaneous: Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her...

By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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You deserved it 30 149

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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You deserved it 50 276

By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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You deserved it 23 832

By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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You deserved it 13 590

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 340

You deserved it 4 612

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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You deserved it 9 015

By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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You deserved it 9 443

By 800z - 16/08/2011 06:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 509

You deserved it 4 618

By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML

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You deserved it 3 390

lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 9 September 2012 12:08

Why didn't you lock your bike? YDI in so many ways.

Betz 10

Sunday 9 September 2012 12:12

Perhaps she was..."two tired"

Comments

DocBastard 38

Sunday 9 September 2012 13:53

That wasn't just any homeless woman - that was GOD watching you. She stole your bike to show you how wrong it was to sneak out. Either that or she did it because she doesn't approve of your relationship and wants you to break up. Or it could have just been a homeless woman who stole your bike because you were too stupid to lock it up. I guess we'll never know.

greenie213 23

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:30

No, Bill Belichick is God!

apintsizepeanut_fml 4

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:03

George Burns was both

tkooker 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:08

KARMA for sneaking out lol

dino_cookie4 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:29

And you didnt knock her off.? Or why the HELL did you leave your bike and go walking.?

HeyArnold91 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 14:36

One does not simply leave his bike unlocked.

cowboyroy 1

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:10

Doesn't that homeless woman know its illegal to "pedal pussy"?

jep00 8

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:27

Oh... Well, did ya **** ur bitch?

mckibben 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:38

You're the reason us guys get bad names. Thank you, asshole.

mckibben 7

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:40

That was to number 30 btw i can't edit on android either. Sorry

gc327072 30

Sunday 9 September 2012 15:50

How does one connect the dots from walking around the block to getting naked? Perhaps *gasp* there are actually good people in this world! Imposibruuuuu!