Miscellaneous: Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her...

By crabmunch15 - 09/09/2012 05:38 - United States - Victorville

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

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By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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By kippis05 - 17/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML

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By Joe thomas - 24/07/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By 800z - 16/08/2011 06:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

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By Not Homeless - 06/03/2015 01:38 - United States - Montclair

Today, as I was riding my bike home from school, I saw a homeless man sitting on a bench. I was about to walk up to him and give him money, but before I could do anything my mother walked up and kissed him. My mom is dating this guy. FML

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lenamartinovic 13

Sunday 9 September 2012 12:08

Why didn't you lock your bike? YDI in so many ways.

Betz 10

Sunday 9 September 2012 12:12

Perhaps she was..."two tired"

Comments

stephhrunsaway 21

Sunday 9 September 2012 18:31

See, horny teens who have sex without locking the door or when the parents "aren't home"? He snuck in to see his gf and take a walk with her. That's an option, too.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:15

Oh, I thought "a nice walk around the block" was a euphemism for sex.

Dcm210 19

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:23

should've kicked her off the bike.

j_cat187 19

Monday 10 September 2012 3:46

Send a well aimed brick her way

AtomicRebirth 11

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:43

Never leave your bike anywhere without a lock. EVER. YDI

wvcheesehead 13

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:01

Now the two of you can go in so many more nice walks, call it a win.

Eiregal2 10

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:29

Ooooh! I bet the karma people are loving this! Sneak out and break rules? Boom!

DenisTheMenace 13

Sunday 9 September 2012 23:29

What did you do?

meccamputechture 4

Monday 10 September 2012 0:13

charming username o.O

stitesy29 18

Monday 10 September 2012 1:17

Lock your bike!!

klx125cross 9

Monday 10 September 2012 3:47

Wait?How old are you? Like 12?? Who rides a bike to see there GF?

redmane 21

Monday 10 September 2012 6:37

People who like to ride a bike and see their significant others. I ride my longboard to see my boyfriend even though I could take public transportation. What is the harm in getting a little exercise? Bikes aren't just for little kids. There are sports that involve intense bike skills.

momogal 22

Monday 10 September 2012 9:28

There are so many reasons for riding a bike. Maybe they are too young to drive. Maybe they are old enough, but don't have a license for other reasons. Maybe they have a license, but not their own car. Maybe they live where there is no 24 hour public transport. Think before you assume.

iBiteRoses 22

Wednesday 12 September 2012 1:23

Hey, douchebag, not only are bikes good for exercise and the environment, but a lot of people on the west coast ride bikes, because it's the easiest way to get places. Also, not everyone can drive a Hummer like you, twat.