Work: Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up...

By fucking pissants - 13/07/2012 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

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By Clumsy - 18/03/2022 02:00

Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, at my new job, I took some food out to a customer. Walking away, I heard a lady mumble, "Oh my God, you could never pay me enough to wear that." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML

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By Unhelpful - 07/02/2012 04:27 - United States

Today, I was called an 'unhelpful little bitch' by a customer, after I informed her that we couldn't order a pair of shoes she wanted from the company in her size because it's a discontinued model. This little tirade continued for another few minutes, with her insulting me and my intelligence. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 11:00 - Canada - Lakeville

Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML

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By foreversingle - 30/06/2013 18:09 - Netherlands - Helmond

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world for you." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Saturday 14 July 2012 2:00

Throat punch.

airforce987 20

Saturday 14 July 2012 2:00

Yes, but you get to laugh behind their back because the £100 lotion is really worth less than a pile of dog shit, and they don't know what the **** they are doing.

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Exmortisa13 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 5:21

Hon, I feel your pain. I am stuck with a girl who constantly talks. About her clothes, how she's so athletic, how she has guys falling for her all the time; she literally cannot shut up. She has no brain whatsoever, and she stalked one of my good friends. He had to move to Arkansas to get away from her. Worse, 1.She believes that I am jealous of her, and 2. That I'm one of her BFF's. The temptation to just slap her and tell her all the words that I think about her is incredibly difficult to resist. And my mum wants me to be friends with her. /)_-

SquishFish 15

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:52

haha pissants..... such a British word :P

ChloeC926 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 15:04

What a bitch!

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 15 July 2012 20:26

Bitch.

remy9474 7

Monday 16 July 2012 7:15

Sounds like teenage Paris Hilton

WhyYouDoDat 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 14:05

Kidnap her, put her in a hole, and tell her to put the lotion in a basket.... Sorry, I had to make that reference, don't actually do it.

Rickster747 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 19:54

"less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms." - That just made me laugh so hard. LOL

ajangeleyes 5

Thursday 4 October 2012 3:00

Should have asked her a question to make her feel stupid.

ilovemychem 22

Tuesday 31 December 2013 2:29

The lotion probably doesn't help so jokes on her

mashpitt 1

Friday 10 January 2014 10:06

maybe u shuldve gone to college? and then make more than minimum wage and not have to resort to bitching on this website for pity and simply have told her she was rude? infinite options yet u go for the easiest most basic one that needs the lowest level of intelligemce to execute.