By fifi125 - 24/12/2016 04:01 - Australia

Today, I spent a while in a tree after fleeing a rampaging Blue Tongue lizard, only to be chased back out of it by an angry possum. Australian wildlife. FML
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fifi125 21

Hey guys, just a lil bit of clarification. I was holding onto the tree to get a good look at the blue tongue (which was over half a metre long). We're not normally afraid of her, she's come into our house (which I'll put a picture of in my profile). It's just that that day I was too near her hidey hole so she chased me. I was in the tree havin a little stare-down with her when I must have moved a little too high up because this possum comes out of no where right up into my face. Scared the shit out of me so I ****** legged it inside. I'm also 16 so I don't have a heap of options about where I live lol

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Vanderdale 14

Blue tongue lizards really aren't that scary? Seriously unless you're waving your hand in front of their mouth they can't harm you. Clearly you weren't meant for Australian living.

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egnur_mas 19

I think 9 was talking proportionally their bodies are large compared to their legs. Goannas in fact can climb trees quite well with their claws as well.

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Everything in Australia wants to kill you.

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GTJ 0

Neither of which chase you. Lying ********.

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xbaconator9000x 16

Mate. It's a Blue tounge and a Possum... Are you sure that you were born here?!

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Lemou_fml 25

Blue tongue lizard? Like those pets? Australian opossum? The cute ones?

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Elyse Marie Betancourt 12

Apparently Bluetongue lizards are not poisonous nor do they chase people soo why hide in a tree from them? Keep it as a pet.

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