Miscellaneous: Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house...

By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 735

You deserved it 44 404

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 615

You deserved it 32 610

Confused

By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 763

You deserved it 29 426

By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 084

You deserved it 6 036

By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 309

You deserved it 5 747

Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 195

You deserved it 43 447

By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 946

You deserved it 34 642

By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 593

You deserved it 17 516

By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 338

You deserved it 25 775

By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 198

You deserved it 4 379

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 309

You deserved it 37 456

sarahalyssa_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

hockeyplayer82 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:59

I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass

Comments

christyxoxo 8

Friday 13 August 2010 7:42

don't worry, op. it happens to the best of us.

lildrummerboy47 0

Friday 13 August 2010 7:43

#1 ftw. I lol'd

FarSide 22

Friday 13 August 2010 7:58

This is not an FML. You are just a first class dumb son of a bit*h.

BetterUThanMe 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:09

Didn't you feel your keys in your pocket as you were trying to squeeze in through the small window?

xxBrokenHeartxx 0

Friday 13 August 2010 8:31

YDI how do u not notice them?

Djlatino 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:18

daaaaaayyyuuum 11! someone is looking good

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Friday 13 August 2010 10:09

YDI for having a lock on your door. YDI for having a door on your house. YDI for having a house. YDI for having pants with pockets. YDI for having pants at all. YDI for having windows, unless we're talking about the OS for your computer.

zach55 0

Friday 13 August 2010 10:28

#93 I was bored. so I added that :)

KiwiLime 0

Friday 13 August 2010 12:58

yeah, because your keys would never be in your pants pocket! why would it be in there? that's the last place people would check! but anyways, does it really matter? I mean, you got in and didn't even have to break anything.

CodingSquirrel 3

Friday 13 August 2010 14:40

Happened to me twice. After school I realized I had forgotten my keys (and didn't have a cell phone). The first time I grabbed a ladder from the shed and climbed into one of the front second story windows that was unlocked (had a window fan in it). The second time I cut a slit into one of the window screens and took that off then opened the window to get in. Except that I didn't find my keys in my pocket afterwards.