By verydepressed - 21/08/2013 07:18 - Russian Federation - Seversk

Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot. Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.

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turtlesarerad14 13

Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..

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danaharrison 5

I hope they were paying you for that time..

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fuckyourlifeOP 25

Jesus, your therapist has A LOT to answer for...

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iwadasn 32

I hope you weren't paying for that half hour.

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immortalballoon 12

Sounds like my mom! I wonder if your therapist read that ridiculous Ringing Cedars series, too... Does s/he also believe we used to have superhuman strength and telekinesis and there's a woman living in the Siberian Taiga who can still do such things?

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baconator666 11

Well, okay then. I would go to see a different therapist if I were you.FYL.

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oopsfail 11

I would go back in time just so I can pretend I was using telepathy and not hear her voice

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mameburgess 7

plz find alternative therapist. idk if this is frightening or funny.

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miss_jules 11

I hope you didn't pay for that session. I've had the same thing before, only my therapist chatted away about a book he was reading. That's definitely not why i went there.

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