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By verydepressed - 21/08/2013 07:18 - Russian Federation - Seversk

Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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Bad start

By Nathan - 23/03/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I went to see a therapist for the first time because I've been feeling depressed lately. I opened up and said everything that was on my mind. I really spilled my guts. After a good 30 minutes, her first question was, "Do you always talk this much?" FML

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By ohdang - 01/03/2012 17:12 - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

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Bored

By Dario - 09/06/2022 14:00

Today, while I was telling my therapist all of my inner conflicts, he fell asleep. FML

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Next!

By Kal - 19/06/2023 16:00

Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML

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So lonely

By majestic09 - 17/02/2023 10:00

Today, I’m mentally, emotionally, and physically exhausted, and I feel like the only person I can talk to who actually listens is my therapist. FML

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Red flag

By Anonymous - 12/01/2021 20:01

Today, I tried therapy to talk about my problems without feeling like i am harassing anyone. After messaging a therapist for over 2 hours, I felt way better and finally understood. It turned out I'm in such a bad mental state that I'm a danger to myself and others. Police were called by the therapist. FML

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That'll be 150 bucks, thanks

By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 05:00 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML

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Good start

By atsukobo - 23/02/2012 07:59 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

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Funny story

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 16:00

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:51

You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot. Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.

turtlesarerad14 13

Wednesday 21 August 2013 15:50

Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..

Comments

miss_jules 11

Thursday 22 August 2013 2:03

I really hope you didn't pay for that session. I've experienced something similar with a therapist, only he chatted away about a book he was reading. That's definitely not why i went there.

ThePez828 18

Thursday 22 August 2013 2:33

Time for a new therapist? I had a therapist tell me once that I'm psychic and the reason I had anxiety was because I didn't understand my psychic ability. I got a new therapist after that...

ducksaretheshit 17

Thursday 22 August 2013 5:58

Telepathically tell him/her that she/ he should be on the couch.

catanita 18

Thursday 22 August 2013 7:54

Ask for a refund....

ULie909 8

Thursday 22 August 2013 8:39

Ya.. Waste of money get an iPod or something ....

TogeBara 12

Thursday 22 August 2013 9:24

Isn't this backwards? Shouldn't we be unlocking telepathy with enhanced evolution? I get the idea, but more than likely we used a form of body language rather than telepathy.