By verydepressed - 21/08/2013 07:18 - Russian Federation - Seversk

Today, I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people used to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were invented. FML
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DocBastard 38

You should have used telepathy to tell her she's an idiot. Alternately, standing up, saying "You're an idiot", and then walking out would get your point across even better.

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turtlesarerad14 13

Sounds like he/she needs a therapist..

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Omniprism 14

Well it's very possible and we have great capacity to do so. It's a muscle we just need to learn to use them. On the other hand I'm sorry your therapist took up your time to talk about his personal beliefs. Maybe switch doctors? Good luck.

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skyeyez9 24

Did your therapist charge you $150 an hour?

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AllegroRubato 16

Um, I'm sure this has been suggested before but change therapists :/

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Ins0mau 20

If we could already do telepathy, what would have been the benefit to learning/evolving language?

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worldclassrager 39

How did telepathy work before Wicca came around? I think hyrogliphics(killed the spelling) suits more...

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ViviMage 38

Wow. So anthropologists and primatologists are wrong? Physical things like mutual grooming means we're friends and a hug means "I'm transferring leadership to you" is wrong? I do believe some people have ESP or psychic powers. But not a whole culture. And if we did we would still be mind reading, which is more efficient than verbal it written. We didn't stop talking because we could write!

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ksks1234 33

So I am confused. This is probably a stupid question, but would they telepathically send each other essentially movie clips to communicate? The "telepathy" that is portrayed in movies/ books/ etc. is still verbal language, just thought instead of spoken. Like, I could telepathically send; "how are you?" to someone that only speaks Mandarin, but they would not be able to understand, thought or spoken. So did these pre-language beings send a telepathic clip of them shaking hands with the other person? Sorry for the long ramble.

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Imaginationn 6

I hope you're not spending too much money on that therapist

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kdbb 4

she's right. we have the gland in our brain that has been shrunk down by big pharma and gmos. we used to be one with the earth. functioned like wild animals and communicated through thought. we are broken down half muntants of the nwo eugenics program. the first guy to say the world was round, probably had a lot of people give him flack. I love how people think they know everything and anything beyond what they are told to believe by mainstream media is a joke. msm is a joke and have bread some of the most mindless sheeple. Think for yourself. question what people say or stick your head back in the sand.

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Shrike 23

"Big Pharma" and GMOs didn't exist not that long ago, so how do you explain people in say, the 1800s not all being telepathic? Never mind the fact that you post no evidence at all, probably with good reason since that stuff was made up by hacks and quacks. David Icke, anyone? You're like I used to be: an idiot who'll believe anything, especially conspiracy theories, as long as it makes you feel like you know something that most others don't.

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iwadasn 32

Sounds like you don't know anything but what you're told to believe by Jenny McCarthy.

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