Transportation: Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't...

By neverdrivingagain - 04/07/2009 02:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent hours arguing with my mother, who claimed I shouldn't make a three hour drive because I wouldn't be able to concentrate for that long. I argued that I was a perfectly capable driver, and left. In the last 2 minutes of the journey, I hit a van and messed up the front of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

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By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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By ohseven6421 - 03/09/2010 04:13 - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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By fedupson - 09/04/2015 14:03 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:19 - Australia

Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:36

I know that a lot of people are gonna put YDI, but that's just unlucky. FYL

cecinestpasunnom 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:59

Your mum was right, too. Being a capable driver is a completely different thing than having infinite supplies of concentration. Drive for an extended period of time, and you /will/ lose your focus. This is why you should take a break every now and then.

Comments

Chris968 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:46

What are you 17? That's sad that you can't concentrate for a 3 hour drive.

Thewafflefry36 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:53

Dude, She might have ADD or something.

Loser390 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:32

Maybe the van driver couldn't concentrate for a 5 minute drive making her crash. Now that is sad.

lastminuteperm 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:48

Mother knows best.

Shyman4ever 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:58

It's always at the end something bad will happen. FYL

paisley_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:12

i hate it when mothers are right..... and they never forget it, everytime someone does a mistake, his/her mum will bring it up. just make her [mother] feel all powerful...... lol i can't wait to do that to my own HAHAHAHAHA.... i hope you were ok,

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:17

Actually, your crash was in the last second of your journey, unless your journey was to visit an auto repair place.

YDIprobably 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:43

for the sake of everyone, get the off the road...

enjoyingfml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:24

Women can't drive

ChetSteadman 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 21:45

thanks Dr. Phil

Loser390 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:30

Tell that to the poster of the FML where a mom asks her son if the guy on the top has to "take care of himself."

Loser390 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 1:34

Why do people think its the OP's fault? Stop assuming its the women and maybe the person in the van caused it.

kingbob337 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:58

Because when you rear end someone, that means you weren't paying attention.

sallay 0

Monday 6 July 2009 8:14

collisions are both drivers' fault. even if the other driver caused the collision, you should have tried to prevent the accident, thats why its called DEFENSIVE driving.