Intimacy: Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 06:23 - United States

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By lululee53 - 31/12/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML

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By shugette212 - 05/12/2014 01:56 - United States

Today, I found the Christmas candy that I'd hidden a year ago. Turns out I wasn't the only living creature who had found it. FML

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krdel 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:09

So now a wooden reindeer has his wood in reindeer?

Fiskars02 2

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:05

lol pure win. id do the same thing

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afallingstar 22

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:09

it was me...sorry

TheBarnacle 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:17

biggest tragedy ever. seriously.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:25

I know.. This is gonna make for years of therapy.

yumsugarr 8

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:18

why don't you just position it back?

yumsugarr 8

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:46

erm, I meant to say get someone to position them back. :P

DiNoBeAr 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 1:54

haha :P

ctfxc_ftw 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:26

how is this an fml?

kawigurl 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:27

win! hahaha

califormula 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 15:50

I do that to most decos!

ThatGirlIsMe93 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:01

Who cares? I mean how long could it take to just put them back where you had them before?

swift07 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:38

Lmfao Omg that made LOL and I'm at school hahahaha

unchained_fml 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:43

thats call operation bad santa

Cjmw 7

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:50

FML... why? I'd call this a WIN :D

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