Animals: Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas,...

By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML

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By Julie - 25/12/2012 03:20 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2022 03:00

Today, to try to have a less depressing Christmas, I've put up a small tree in my apartment and wrapped some presents for myself. I woke from a nap to the sound of my cat vomiting. What did she throw up on? The presents. FML

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By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Dad41 - 21/06/2019 12:00

Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 19:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

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By iFail - 25/12/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I waited anxiously until midnight to open my Christmas presents. As the clock struck midnight, I ran out into the living room, super-excited to open them, only to discover that everyone in our house had already opened theirs, and had all gone to bed. FML

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adropofpeace 8

Monday 19 December 2011 1:41

Santa will not be pleased.

DontModMeDammit 10

Monday 19 December 2011 1:46

My fat cat just enjoys laying on all the presents and crushing anything fragile in the process.

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adropofpeace 8

Monday 19 December 2011 1:41

Santa will not be pleased.

kooochris1995 14

Monday 19 December 2011 1:48

He was just trying to open his presents early this year.

EddiE_CN 8

Monday 19 December 2011 1:50

He was just trying to find a better toy?

HahaHokayThen 10

Monday 19 December 2011 1:56

Hey, wrapping presents is part of the fun! (:

metallicshadow 16

Monday 19 December 2011 2:09

17 - not if you spend hours doing it

whyarepeopledumb 2

Monday 19 December 2011 2:11

Surprise!

keepingitnasty 15

Monday 19 December 2011 3:21

I live in Texas bro, it's never really too cold here. I'm just the type of person who doesn't want to co-habitate with an animal, any animal.

LightningCactus 12

Monday 19 December 2011 4:24

Dog version of the Grinch?

kay2beauty 0

Monday 19 December 2011 1:42

Well have fun wrapping them again! And I hope your dog found his toy.

yumlicious 4

Monday 19 December 2011 3:38

I'm so happy for professional gift wrapping.

ImD3vin 6

Monday 19 December 2011 1:42

Did your dog find its toy?

zenrael 21

Monday 19 December 2011 1:43

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BeefyQueef 5

Monday 19 December 2011 1:49

I like the way you think

cgchamp89 7

Monday 19 December 2011 2:17

You three aren't the fan favorite, I see...

DQEight 8

Monday 19 December 2011 2:26

Sexy.

flockz 19

Monday 19 December 2011 2:37

or option 4, i give you all a hug. i know it sounds ******* terrible, and who wouldn't want to be Doc's personal experiment, but i just thought maybe you guys need more choices.