Intimacy: Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas....

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 06:23 - United States

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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By bakergirl - 16/11/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

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By i believe in shaq - 19/08/2012 22:28 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML

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By dogh8er - 18/12/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML

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By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By Joey - 06/10/2012 05:57 - United States - Reno

Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By lululee53 - 31/12/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2023 00:02

Today, I spent hours decorating my front yard for Halloween. When I stepped back to admire my work, the wind blew all the decorations into my neighbor's yard. Of course, they're currently away on a long vacation and I can't get to my stuff, so… you're welcome, I guess! FML

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By shugette212 - 05/12/2014 01:56 - United States

Today, I found the Christmas candy that I'd hidden a year ago. Turns out I wasn't the only living creature who had found it. FML

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krdel 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:09

So now a wooden reindeer has his wood in reindeer?

Fiskars02 2

Tuesday 7 December 2010 12:05

lol pure win. id do the same thing

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mrjude 3

Tuesday 7 December 2010 20:11

Oh gosh, that is so terrible! I mean, what ever did you do??? Did you have to, like, reposition them or something? OH MY GOD!

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 7 December 2010 20:42

Leave them be. Just like Santa, wooden reindeer only come once a year.

princessofbeauty_fml 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 20:51

haha dts a gud myb i shud try that lool

ckjacques53198 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 21:41

that's just funny stuff

woodenbo89x 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 21:41

So fix them...problem solved.

cul8r 4

Tuesday 7 December 2010 22:01

It's the spirit of the season!

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 0:46

reindeer love

smappy 1

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:13

I have done this every year since 1996 in my town. it's a tradition now to drive around every night and "redecorate" lol get a sense of humor OP

sk3l370n 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:42

ydi for not thinking of it yourself

godschild040190 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 1:51

hahaha. I do this

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