Money: Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other... - FML

By baconistasty27 - 01/08/2014 05:33 - United States - San Diego

Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML

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Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By Ashley - 12/07/2012 00:02 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ripped - 11/04/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 08:39 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

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By ch - 04/03/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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Crofty92 17

Friday 1 August 2014 18:40

Try down the back of the couch.

Rawrshi 25

Friday 1 August 2014 18:43

One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!

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tbon3r 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 9:48

sell some of your pants. or walk around without pants on. you're bound to make ramen money either way.

Animekid126 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 10:04

It's a hard-knock life

aroksh 4

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:52

how did you get internet mate

zZLightZz 13

Saturday 2 August 2014 18:46

that is most days for me. i should have published this! im sad now

Ninjahabilities 4

Saturday 2 August 2014 19:44

College I assume ?

Honeymuncher69 5

Saturday 2 August 2014 22:16

It's okay, you're not alone!

gimmethatbetty 7

Sunday 3 August 2014 4:34

Been there done that

Eloy_FTW 6

Sunday 3 August 2014 11:36

What the ****? Seriously. If you guys see a ******* comment that you think isn't the best you ******* spam it with dislikes.

dorquesaurus 3

Saturday 9 August 2014 10:12

Nope, just the dumb ones.

dragonrider1959 18

Sunday 3 August 2014 21:51

I'm psychic. I'm seeing something... You're in college!

DivinePrince 18

Monday 4 August 2014 3:56

Sell your computer. You're a ******* liar. YDI. ;) Also, next time get off Anonymous- you *******. I don't care If I'm banned from here. I have a life. lol.

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