By Username - 01/01/2011 23:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, I spent the first day of the New Year helping out at an old folks' home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Ernie, an 83 year-old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML
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Same thing different taste

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So he's showing off his wit and sense of humor? Or is he showing off his character, honor, and integrity? What's the problem here? I don't understand.

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GabIsAwesome~ I promise you nobody thinks you're awesome typing like that; I think some veins in my head just burst from trying to read it. OP~ laugh it off! Poor guy probably doesn't have a lot of time left to show off his johnson. I would've died laughing!

if I were you I would remove this post because you are actually violating patient privacy laws and can probably be sued for a lot of money if someone were to read this and report you. just sayin.

jmacrules 0
perdix 29

That made me spit up my beef jerky!

You mean it made you jerk your beef until it spat?

Well good for you for volunteering your time :)

Is this the old man from a previous FML who is only there for the b!tches?

JawneeG 0

at least he didn't make you shower him, and pooped in your hand, or something! Ernie is a wild pimp among these elder folk!

LOVEFML25 1

OK, you guys screaming "HIPAA violation!" must have just learned what it is yesterday, because I don't see a HIPAA violation in this FML. First of all, we don't even know if Earnie is the real name. Second of all, there is no last name in this FML. Thirdly, OP did not tell what home he is in. California's a large state. Finally, OP did not give us an actual medical diagnosis. Chill, and enjoy the site for what it is--entertainment. Save the jargon for work.

jtbh2012 0

wow, it clearly violates HIPAA. i don't go around talking about my people. if people the person works with sees this, this guys ass will be sued. i've been learning about HIPAA since i was 14.

too bad Jermaine isn't.. oops sorry man

**** you, Jermaine is awesome. It's a fact of life. *HIGH FIVE & CHEST BUMP*

mothereffinclams 6