By Username - 01/01/2011 23:21 - United States

Spicy
Today, I spent the first day of the New Year helping out at an old folks' home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Ernie, an 83 year-old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML
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Same thing different taste

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So he's showing off his wit and sense of humor? Or is he showing off his character, honor, and integrity? What's the problem here? I don't understand.

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was he bigger den me? (for all you family guy lovers out there)-Peter Griffin. no I'm not obsessed with family guy either, so dont ask.

hunturkey 0
mercedes3210 6

Why do you have to type like this? gives me a headache trying figure out what you are trying to say. thank you doc for translating.

therealsuperman 0

didn't that guy used to be on sesame street? I see now why he's not allowed around children

at least you don't work graveyards at one and had to work that night. watching everyone else have fun and have your trunk friends texting you half the night. like I did...

I'm sure you guys realise that it is probably a fake name/age and not even romotely usefull in identifying an individual, correct me if I'm wrong

BlahLand 0
DaveOnDope 4

When my dad was in the rest home he got ahold of a phone and babbled something about bombs to 911. instant chaos!

softballer22 0

my great grandma is in a nursing home and was screaming because somebody "ambushed her house, tore the drapes down, painted the windows, and put her cat in the hospital!" and she called me at two thirty that morning to let me know she was done partying and wanted to go home.