Work: Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried...

By Chan - 26/09/2011 01:57 - United States

Today, I spilled hot coffee all over this man at work. I tried apologizing and saying it was an accident, but he then complained, which resulted in me being unemployed. The man I spilled coffee on was my uncle. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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By localbarista - 03/08/2011 23:46 - United States

Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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By unknown - 21/09/2011 12:40 - Philippines

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

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Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Monday 26 September 2011 8:51

Wow nice uncle you got

flakitaa22 0

Monday 26 September 2011 8:51

Nice uncle you got there .

Comments

mic203 2

Monday 26 September 2011 9:04

get another hot full cup,now aim to his junk.

ScarletBloom 14

Monday 26 September 2011 9:06

He must be holding some grudge on you for a long time.

MicMic_fml 7

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:44

Or he could just be a dick.

laceyanneman 7

Monday 26 September 2011 9:11

I don't understand why someone would fire you because you accidentally spilled coffee on him.It was obviously an accident.That's just ridiculous.

jazzybaby179 22

Monday 26 September 2011 9:14

Can't blame him, hot coffee hurts like a bitch!

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Monday 26 September 2011 19:17

But is it worth it to LOSE YOUR JOB? I mean REALLY?!

thijskrol 0

Monday 26 September 2011 9:17

then its time for him to get his pie

_Vamp_ 9

Monday 26 September 2011 9:17

I'm sorry, but if you would've spilled hot coffee on me, not only would I get you fired, but I'd **** you with a rake. Here, take this rhyme with you: Family or not, that shit's hot.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 26 September 2011 9:26

Not only you would get her fired (ok or not) but you would rape her. Whaaaa......

Horrorfan 6

Monday 26 September 2011 9:48

You, sir, are a jerk

Pufferfish78 5

Monday 26 September 2011 9:49

Wow you are violent aren't you? Sick bastard!

RA661 8

Monday 26 September 2011 9:59

eeeeek you're one of those people who make life difficult for others!

guckylynn 19

Monday 26 September 2011 10:00

Kinda fits that he's a ginger.

steviesnm 6

Monday 26 September 2011 10:31

Nasty bastard. So, if your niece accidentally spilled coffee on you, you'd get her fired, then rape her? You obviously have no respect for family, or anyone for that matter. You sound like the black sheep of your family if you'd rape your niece.

DrewsFML 8

Monday 26 September 2011 9:20

You cried "uncle" but they showed you no mercy.

mrahhhhh 21

Monday 26 September 2011 9:30

Sounds like something a certain lion named Scar would do, or the character who inspired him... I think his name was King Leonadis? I don't remember Hamlet much.