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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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Here comes the flood

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 12:00

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML

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Coffeehouse Blues

By Bill - 29/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I bought myself my first gaming PC for Christmas. After two hours of setting it up, I proceeded to spill a full cup of coffee in to it and slowly watched it die. I'm an electronic technician so I knew better then to have my coffee anywhere near it. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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Oh, the humanity

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML

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Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

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By hating my life - 26/11/2015 07:57 - United States

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I left my MacBook Pro on the kitchen counter, so my mother later ran it through the dishwasher, thinking it was a “lovely apple chopping board”. FML

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sharpiebandit 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:06

You put a large bucket of water next to your Macbook? You deserved it. Computers liquids = dumbass.

thedivinecomeD 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:13

yes, when I surf the web I always have my handy bucket of water at a reachable distance. can't trust that firefox...

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benzensulfonic 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:43

YDI for owning a mac.

boogieman145 3

Friday 12 February 2010 0:44

Good thing I was warned about this, I almost set my bucket of water next to my overpriced computer.

acesarge 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:56

Actually a toughbook might have survived it.

kmdfirefox 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:00

YEAAAA!!! IT'S A MAC! PCs are pointless, problem filled, virus filled, piles of @

zinc55 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:19

i'm a Windows (PC stands for Personal Computer) and you're really stupid.

Fingers0689 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:42

that's what you get for owning a MacBook

VlcmStone9 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:46

wowww. who keeps drinks near there computer anyway???

DRY0YRD 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:50

Why do you keep a whole BUCKET of water next to your computer?

lortay2468_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:55

A MAC!!!!! rip poor mac. what's wrong with u person

Emyboy207 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:33

hope you had insurance

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