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By syl - 11/02/2010 06:18 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML
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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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what does it mean when people say. ^This

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saltz 0

means he's doing exactly what we would

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poopberry 0

haha that's ******* brilliant, I'm naming my dick after someone in the bible sooo many little metaphors.

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purplemnm 9

#85 name it Peter since you keep being denied by women :D

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Zigma_fml 0

@purplemnm: Oh, snap! But seriously, that was brilliant. He'll be on SNL one day.

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russwee 0

so....... did u accept Jesus into your life LMAO

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pfunk129 1

Jesus loves all.....including guys.

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j0k32r0x 0

hahahahahahahahaahahshahahaahah

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vrock 0

rotflmfao!!! I like this guy :D

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Pointy130 0

You just need to let Jesus inside you.

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herrera_2014 0

I want to be touched by Jesus lmao Jk

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khloe_sophia 3

Hahaha I actually thinks that's hilarious!!!

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Spoozie 0

haha!(: that's the shizz!! that's laughable. his penis is a hero!!:D

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purplemnm 9

@106 no I'm not I just spent the last three years of school at a Christian high school...I know the bible like the back of my hand

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granthm 0

it's brilliant but I can see how it would be annoying

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Legolandlord 4

would u rather it be a girls name? like: would u like to be touched by [insert girl name here].

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Shiny_nickels 14

I've heard weirder codes than that one, he now sounds very religious

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quelbaby 0

hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

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Eddie_Paints 0

If his junk can't do any miracles exorcise him!

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Eddie_Paints 0

Thanks Xdnurse! That's so cool you know where itz from!!

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jaydnnx 0

FYL naaawwss I would hate that, I would be like shut tfu it's a penis not Jesus, aw.

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scuba1722 0

oo but when it goes in ull be shouting the lords name in vain there's no denyin it

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

LMFAO all of the above.

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esines 9

Are you retarded? Your grammar and just plain stupidity makes me want to shoot myself. But then I said naaaawww I won't shoot myself. Aw

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Foxracingluver 0

omg thtss hilarious..:D lol

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logand 3

ask him if his Jesus would like the same fate as the real one ?

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warom 0

that is lacking wit. I can totally come up with something better than" Jesus spreading his warmth". your boyfriends a retard

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pwner64 0

"let Jesus spread his blessings upon you"

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mojo5678 5

Let Jesus inside of you

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

haha give your boyfriend my number bahaha! that's funny as f*ck.

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scuba1722 0

I'll call it whatever name that pleases you if it gets your number... and create better inuendos

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scuba1722 0

If I call it any pokemon i want... I choose you ________. what!?!??________ is evolving?? _____ use ur hydropump, quick attack, stringshot... ect... the terminator pops cherry... I'll be back done *******.... hasta la vista baby... kick her out I'll call it moby dick if it catches me that whale few examples I have tons more lmao

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DGross 8

Me thinks you're not getting that number...

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Ajjas013 6

Jesus wants to stay the night.

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seeimdee 0

get a life!! ^ really guys? y'all go on fml to hit on girls? lmao

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hippiechick91 0

Wow 91 no one would ever let you into them in their right mind. Learn some new lines.

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Astraea 0

let him in!! ahah your bf is so funny i need one like him :D

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greenlime_fml 3

If you go to anyone from the church they'll tell you to let Jesus in..

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