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By NC - 11/02/2010 07:32 - Malaysia

Today, I spilled some milk on my laptop. I was pretty sure it would be fine as it was only a bit of milk. While cleaning the residue, I knocked a whole bucket of water into the insides of the laptop. RIP Macbook. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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You deserved it 10 078

By Louis - 15/11/2018 13:00 - South Africa

Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML

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You deserved it 2 979

By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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You deserved it 1 047

Here comes the flood

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 12:00

Today, I was trying to be environmentally friendly by using a reusable water bottle, but didn't screw the top on properly, so while I was chatting to someone it splashed it all over my computer and bricked it. FML

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You deserved it 561

Coffeehouse Blues

By Bill - 29/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I bought myself my first gaming PC for Christmas. After two hours of setting it up, I proceeded to spill a full cup of coffee in to it and slowly watched it die. I'm an electronic technician so I knew better then to have my coffee anywhere near it. FML

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You deserved it 755

By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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You deserved it 8 383

Oh, the humanity

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML

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You deserved it 252

Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 320

You deserved it 251

By hating my life - 26/11/2015 07:57 - United States

Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML

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You deserved it 7 450

It's the thought that counts

By Anonymous - 24/12/2022 21:00 - Australia

Today, I left my MacBook Pro on the kitchen counter, so my mother later ran it through the dishwasher, thinking it was a “lovely apple chopping board”. FML

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You deserved it 309

sharpiebandit 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:06

You put a large bucket of water next to your Macbook? You deserved it. Computers liquids = dumbass.

thedivinecomeD 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 16:13

yes, when I surf the web I always have my handy bucket of water at a reachable distance. can't trust that firefox...

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judetheobvious 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:03

what the **** was a bucket of water doing near your laptop?? but yeah, YDI for owning a mac

jelsew 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:03

A bucket? REALLY?

Esnedon 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:28

No... instead, they should use their money to by TWO PCs, for the price of one Mac.

israelnotjacob 20

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:30

Anyone who owns a mac deserves it.

javakrypt 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:50

it was only a Macbook, no loss.

E1337ist 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:05

The only reason why I say your life sucks and not you totally deserved it is because Macs are expensive as HELL.

barnes88 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:13

its okay, macs suck anyway. PC's are cheaper and just as good.

wearworkboots61 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:17

Why was it next to a bucket of water?

alex_vik 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:22

lol Mac

yusaku02 20

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:28

YDI for buying a mac. The milk and water were trying to do you a favor.

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