Miscellaneous: Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg,...

By _dopey_ - 17/05/2009 17:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I spilt boiling tea all over my stomach and left leg, so I went to the hospital to get it checked out. They said I wouldn't be able to expose it to the sun for the next two months. I'm going to Barbados tomorrow. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By jcdc - 20/05/2012 15:03 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

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By whitey - 09/01/2011 11:11 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML

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By Rach - 08/06/2010 14:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my cat knocked over a cup of scalding hot tea - but don't worry, the carpet wasn't damaged. It went all over my leg instead leaving a nice big scar for my holiday. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 14:22 - United States

Today, I went to get a nice, relaxing hot stone massage. Instead I got second degree burns on my legs. FML

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HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 16:00

Today, I stayed home from work because I'd had diarrhea for 24 hours and my gut felt horrible. I decided to at least enjoy some sun on my back porch in my swing chair. I stepped on an old board and my leg fell through to the knee, I couldn't move, and I was home alone. My neighbor cut the board that got me out. FML

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Clusterfuck

By Alexis - 18/08/2021 00:00

Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML

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By Lulu - 16/07/2017 00:30

Today, the first day of my 4-day weekend, I fell off my scooter. I'll have to spend the rest of my vacation bandaged and away from water. I'm on a beach. FML

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By qld - 20/12/2016 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML

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xxPrettyJane 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:29

Just wear a one-piece (if you're a girl)! If you're a guy, just keep a t-shirt on. it's not that bad. You can still have fun :D

FlyMeAway 2

Sunday 21 October 2012 8:25

The doctors have a reason for things. They don't prescribe you or advise you just to make your life harder. I don't see why anyone would thumb your comment up.

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:37

Stomach and leg..sunscreen and shorts/tank top or muscle tee depending on what gender you are. Sucks, but it's not like it ruined your trip

ezpass12 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:41

i don't know what everyone is talking about. this suckssss!!! :( i'm sorry! hopefully your trip is still pretty fun

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:41

So what? You were just going to lay on the beach and let the sun slowly burn the skin off anyway. Now that you've got that out of the way you can actually do fun and healthy things there.

foltaggio 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:42

tomorrow*

love4running 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:46

hustler123, is it really that hard to type like a normal person?

iislix1ii 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:56

welcome to the internet

Kamazar 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:47

The sun, the rolling waves, the piña colada with the little umbrella in your hand. Three well-proportioned bikini-clad models come towards your cambana. They run into the surf, imploring to come join them as they splash water all over their beautifully tanned skin. You say, "Sorry, girls, spilled some earl grey on myself."

j_isforjessica 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:51

something about spelling the past participle of spill as "spilt" makes me cringe.

_krystallynn_ 11

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:11

oh my god. i HATE grammar nazis. shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup!!!!!

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:56

Damn, that's a bummer. You can't enjoy your vacation.

sarah8909 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:59

It does suck, but please DON'T just 'apply loads of sunscreen' or whatever other people have suggested, just follow the doctors advice and be grateful you even get to go relax in a beautiful setting n get away from it all.....what I wouldnt give to be going away right now, covered thigh & stomach or not :p