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By kittykat033 - 08/03/2014 17:19 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By headache - 04/05/2019 14:00

Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML

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By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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Today, I went to work at my new job after taking a shower but I'd forgotten to put on deodorant. I started getting strange looks and wondered why, only to find out later that everyone was talking about me, including someone I have a crush on. FML

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Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML

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By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

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By oopsididitagain - 30/11/2010 18:49 - United States

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:02

quit now before you regret it!

brookenicolee29 27

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:03

That's creepy as ****.

Comments

aliila123321 5

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:06

i were u i woudnt go there second time!!!

chris4u2nv5 19

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:08

Congratulations on your new creep, oops I mean job!!

rbalboa76 5

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:15

Just say you do not date co-workers and that you will file a sexual harassment report if he does not stop.

Tobber 16

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:16

Did you mistake the air horn for the air refresher this morning?

cryssycakesx3 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 1:08

wut

Tobber 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 14:21

Oh, the FML where I was referring to, got deleted

alex_gen 38

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:18

So you're not artificial?

ZY1431 24

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:21

this is only the beginning unfortunately

cleary30 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:22

So... Try a new perfume? Body wash? I don't know... Best of luck.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:24

Just because he's your boss doesn't mean you have to stay silent when he does stuff like that. If you goes to hug (or sniff) you again step away and tell him that it's not okay.

skittyskatbrat 19

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:49

He's not five. He KNOWS it is not okay. He's trying to see what he can get away with and how far he can go :(

chosha_fml 26

Monday 10 March 2014 4:01

Of course. Which is why it's important to say it out loud to him instead of just walking away thinking he's a creep. If OP doesn't make the boundaries clear, he'll keep pushing further each time.

Earths_Venus 25

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:35

Time to start using as many scented products as possible on a daily basis. Start with the shampoo, deodorant and perfume - and make sure they're all different smells.

infinitegrace 21

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:37

I'm sorry FML users, this is off topic but I need to get a moderators attention. I have submitted an FML before and it was posted but my profile still says I have no posted fmls. Is there anyway you could change that? Thanks! For proof search "Today, my car was keyed." It should come up. Thanks and sorry!