By mademoiselleaus - 06/12/2011 12:26 - Australia

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML
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WCARlover 34

That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

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bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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loserman67 35

Come on people! BAROOOOM, BOOM, BOOM - that joke is as old as the hills! Still funny - but verrrrrryyyyyy old!

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Heeeerroin 5

Meet Wendy.... And Sidney.

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LedZeppelin1109 0

Tell him he misunderstood the meaning of the name tag, and that the name tag is actually referring to you as a person. Also make it clear to him that your breasts are not separate entities, and therefore cannot be named anything and are just a part of you as a whole.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

#1 I just imagined you going "That was so funny." >_>. But at least it's better than those kids whos meaning in life is to be #1 "LOLOLOLOL TAT WA$ FUC*K1N FUNY!!! HILAriOUS!!" or "lol" or the one I hate the most "(stupid life story, or a hateful comment on OP saying they deserved it, then they say) Bring on the thumbs down!" Okay my rant is over ^.^

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Poetaster 10

You could have said, "give me a minute and I will ask your wife"

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mgm8518 3

If you weren't wearing a name tag of your own name, that could've just been his dirty way of asking what your name was.

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bobbycorwen 5

It was the name of the restaurant.

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Branflakes78 13

You could of said "Come with me and find out" and you would of got a huge tip lol

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Torva_fml 16

Poopdollar, grow the **** up... PLEASE!

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