By mademoiselleaus - 06/12/2011 12:26 - Australia

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML
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WCARlover 34

That's actually kind of funny...but if you're hot you better learn to get used to these kind of remarks

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bitchslapped22 14

You don't name your boobs?

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whiterabbit420 4

One of the most important things in the service industry is to learn to laugh off things like that and play into it. Customers can be really rude, crude, and lewd sometimes and it's your job to make them happy regardless of that. Try making a joke next time! Having a positive attitude and sense of humor will increase your tips quite a bit.

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fo_86 0

But also don't let customers walk all over you and make you feel uncomfortable. Your job is to serve them food without having to have them stare at your chest or grab your ass - rude things like that. If they want to make unnecessary comments and be inappropriate then they can get their sleazy asses over to the strip club.

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Anubyte 0

Ahh, there is a line there, if they verbally abuse you, smile and give them food. If they touch you, beat the shit out of them.

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Schizomaniac 24

It's called lack of originality.

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nixter5 18

Let's start something and see who can make the best names for boobs! Like Boobra, etc. Go!!!

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Not sure if joking around or just really stupid....

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PlasticSand 6

Not sure if trolling or just really stupid....

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DioxideSpartan 0

What's the name of the restaurant?

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Carbonation 0

The mind of a 12 year old...

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melchibr_fml 0

I would have said, "I'm sorry, but the other ones a little shy".

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