Health: Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but... - FML

By Aliiiice - 16/07/2013 13:18 - France - Offranville

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Emmaraine189 - 28/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 14:00

Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML

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By Michelle - 26/04/2010 21:42 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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ShananaginsLOL 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:01

I love the way you worded that.

TheLadyOpal 30

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:01

Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.

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Late_night83 25

Wednesday 17 July 2013 5:28

Watch out if they are from china!

krakhd 15

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:07

thats just sick

ohio53 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:18

Take more vitamins?

ni0ve 9

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:25

must be good. stop buying them

Dame84 6

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:35

Apparently it taste good OP?

disasterlydeed 26

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:47

LOL oh my god! *favorites*

29dear 16

Wednesday 17 July 2013 6:49

meow!! hahah what a great one, fyl!

whoaitsamber 20

Wednesday 17 July 2013 7:12

They must taste pretty purr-fect

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:16

ARE THEY GOOD!?? SHOULD I BUY SOME? PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

smc3106 25

Wednesday 17 July 2013 9:09

Meow, that's super funny! Good job, OP!

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