Health: Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but...

By Aliiiice - 16/07/2013 13:18 - France - Offranville

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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You deserved it 18 763

By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Emmaraine189 - 28/04/2016 02:22 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I saw my cat licking something on the side of the road and went to check what it was. It was someone's old cigarette. I now know why she wants to be let out so often: She's addicted to nicotine. FML

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You deserved it 1 308

By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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You deserved it 30 649

Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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You deserved it 11 330

Willpower

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 14:00

Today, I started my new health kick with granola for breakfast, salad for lunch, and hitting the gym after work. I was so proud of myself, until I couldn’t take it anymore and binged at McDonald’s. My health kick lasted 11 hours. FML

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By Michelle - 26/04/2010 21:42 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML

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You deserved it 17 354

ShananaginsLOL 13

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:01

I love the way you worded that.

TheLadyOpal 30

Tuesday 16 July 2013 19:01

Oh, now THIS is an FML I'd like to see a comic for.

Comments

JennNoVa 8

Thursday 18 July 2013 18:15

That's just all kinds of wrong.

Fullmetal4492 1

Thursday 18 July 2013 20:54

Crazy dude you really need to see a psychologist and if you are a lady dnt even bother to.

FweakofCydonia 40

Wednesday 6 January 2016 20:11

????

carnage45567 10

Thursday 18 July 2013 22:55

I don't know what's worse the fact that you do that or the fact that you just let the entire world know

SinfulEnd 20

Friday 19 July 2013 3:27

And they say french food is weird... I think its the people...

maddienoelle 13

Friday 19 July 2013 7:33

So this isn't a normal thing?!

insanez58 11

Sunday 21 July 2013 8:55

is it wrong that I almost pissed my pants laughing?

stitesy29 18

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:14

WHAT THE ****?

debie_fml 14

Monday 22 July 2013 5:34

that almost happened to me, it was 6 pm i was at a furniture store i haven't eaten anything in like 6 hrs and there they were dog treats. they looked so good i thought they were for people good thing i stopped my self before i got them huh.