Work: Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous...

By CalledOut - 02/02/2015 06:41 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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By CatsOutBagsOut - 14/03/2023 20:00

Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML

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By Craigslist is Evil. - 24/09/2013 18:12 - United States - Dickson

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

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Ah yes, homophobic jokes, so funny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 16:46 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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By mislead - 22/09/2014 16:43 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, my husband left his laptop logged in to a chat site after leaving for work. Curious, I read some of the logs, and discovered he has been posing as a woman and holding filthy conversations with "hot teen lesbians" for the past several months. FML

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By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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ajs1987 15

Monday 2 February 2015 17:48

You have your friend's address right? Text these guys back.

acommonman 23

Monday 2 February 2015 17:49

show him that two can play that game, OP.

Comments

ZoroMiHawk 25

Monday 2 February 2015 20:17

Posting someone's personal information online, especially in a public site accessed by so many people around the world, is a serious matter and you should make sure your co-worker takes it down asap. Hopefully he didn't also post your real address. There are all sorts of crazy people out there and the last thing you want is the whole world to know exactly where they can find you.

Emiweb 9

Monday 2 February 2015 20:31

Your wife would believe that you'd do that yourself over your co-worker being an asshole? That's not good.

coolbeansbruh 13

Monday 2 February 2015 21:05

No I didn't mean to put u deserve it op!!! Ur life sux u don't deserve it!!! Ooooops I'm sorry!!!

buckdharma 37

Monday 2 February 2015 21:37

Screen the calls and pick out a handful of the ones who sound the most animated. Set up a date with all of them at the same time and give them your coworker's address. Tell them that you'll leave the door unlocked and that they should just come in and make themselves comfortable.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 2 February 2015 23:16

Yeah, some guy did something like this to his ex. She ended up raped and someone who thought he was fulfilling a fantasy ended up in jail. I think the ex boyfriend did too. Just google 'Craigslist rape case' for more details.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:17

oh come in embrace the rainbow! are you on the DL? or did you get that promotion Dave wanted? my ex hubby just likes to have sex with other men but he isn't gay!