Work: Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my...

By RebekahBrooke - 17/09/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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By failingyetagain - 20/07/2015 22:17 - United Kingdom - Barrow Upon Soar

Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML

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By aussie worker - 23/03/2017 14:00

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By mandieee - 15/06/2017 20:00

Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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By JustAmirage - 14/02/2019 20:00

Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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Not my fault

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 04:00

Today, it was my first day as a server at Olive Garden and a customer walked out without paying. It was the new manager's first day too, and he decided to write me up. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Little *****

By MLZ - 30/07/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

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HeyLookJesus 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:00

OP must work at Hooters :P

autumnxxbottom 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:57

Awh ): was it a lot?

Comments

rarememory 7

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:22

Your learn some defensive waitressing techniques lol you'll get tired of coming home like that eventually

rarememory 7

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:21

You'll*

fuckyouimawesome 1

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:29

I agree your life sucks.

AustinWheeler 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:33

So a 15 year old waitress was getting her ass slapped? creepy.

cynimoxus 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:55

Awe that's such a terrible thing to do towards another person :( I hope you have better luck.

gunner2590 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:25

People still slap waitresses on the ass? Thought that was only in movies.

perdix 29

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:25

I was going to say something typically perdixian, but I looked at your profile and saw your age. I'm sad that a young person who was trying to earn some money to help their family (even if you use the money on yourself, you are still relieving the burden on your parents), and being treated so badly. I'm sorry you've been subjected to sexual harassment at your age.

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:38

Aww. I was looking forward to your comment. You're in my favorites. :c But thanks anyway!

perdix 29

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:52

Trust me, when you turn 18, I'll be as raunchy and nasty as the perdix you've come to know and love. I hope your second day of work is a lot better!

RebekahBrooke 9

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:18

uhm... can I get a preview? :D

jowho 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:38

Jobs will get easier. But 9 times outta 10. You'll always hate something about every job. I'm a bartender, don't get tips stolen, don't get touched.. Next time someone try's to smack your ass grab turn around and say why thank you and "accidentally" spill a drink on them.

SteelCladAngel 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 16:43

Spill a plate of nasty leftover food on the person who did the slapping... "OOPS! you startled me! Sorry!" *fake smile* And walk away without offering to get them extra napkins etc etc.

jowho 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:42

I'm a bartender. I make pretty good money, tips are just a bonus.

jowho 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:45

And I really hope your not saying the USA is like a third world country... Have you ever lived here? Doubt it. USA is the best country in the world. Don't hate on what you don't know. You stay over there with your kangaroos and well stay over here in our great country.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:46

#111 That comment makes you look more like a moron. WE, the USA, is not the best country in the world. Yea we're not a 3rd world country, but with the stupidity of most americans, the disasters we're having, and a horrible economy, it wont be long until we turn into a 3rd world country.