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By RebekahBrooke - 17/09/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

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You deserved it 2 661

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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By failingyetagain - 20/07/2015 22:17 - United Kingdom - Barrow Upon Soar

Today, I was doing my first shift waitressing in a café. Not an hour in, I'd already spilt tea over somebody and dropped two whole meals. Looks like this won't last much longer. FML

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By aussie worker - 23/03/2017 14:00

Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML

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Deer in headlights

By Anonymous - 29/12/2024 12:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML

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Bad day

By mandieee - 15/06/2017 20:00

Today, I had my first shift as a server at a restaurant after getting stuck behind an accident and arriving late, apologizing profusely. Apparently no one knew I'd been hired but I was still yelled at for tardiness. They then made me clean a fridge for 4 hours and paid me in pizza. FML

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By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

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Noob

By JustAmirage - 14/02/2019 20:00

Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 02:13 - United States

Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML

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Not my fault

By Anonymous - 18/05/2022 04:00

Today, it was my first day as a server at Olive Garden and a customer walked out without paying. It was the new manager's first day too, and he decided to write me up. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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HeyLookJesus 11

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:00

OP must work at Hooters :P

autumnxxbottom 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 23:57

Awh ): was it a lot?

Comments

patacus 14

Monday 19 September 2011 14:38

first days are always fun. my first day at samsclub i got sick and threw up everywhere.

bouldergeist 0

Monday 19 September 2011 15:18

Maybe you have a nice ass

corrinaswan 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:36

Your a waitress what did you expect

carlos12 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:06

Did the slap hurt? You want me to massage that ass?

RebekahBrooke 9

Tuesday 20 September 2011 3:50

I'm fifteen, by the way.

InvaderZacko 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 3:20

Welcome to the food industry

sparklecherry 4

Tuesday 20 September 2011 15:38

Get an education and you won't have to be a waitress.

JustJaredfied 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 21:57

Don't take tht, show'em you're not a bitch you're a kickass lady

Rvah07 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:12

I feel your pain

Fml_FTW228 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 4:43

154- Haven't you already seen that she is fifteen. Obviously she is still getting her education... in HIGH SCHOOL. You act like she's forty and a high school drop out or something.

Fml_FTW228 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 21:10

This was directed at 153... Sorry 154 guess I wasn't paying much attention :/

alipod 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 11:43

first day always bad. it's the day you discover a lot of things about your job, work place and the kind of people you work with or you meet. the bright side, you learn what to do next days to avoid problems. good luck.