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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Mark - 06/01/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML

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By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Thursday 3 March 2011 8:27

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

sthrr 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:20

at least he decided to welcome you :)

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atomicbaboon 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 18:07

at least he didn't write on the wall with his shit.

Emileerzz 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 1:56

You should've handled the situation like they did in South Park

eric1152 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:34

Ahahahahahaa!!! Ydi for being a janitor.

Zanzy 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 6:01

What a crappy job!

nicknasty69 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 18:28

that's why you go to college dumb shit

imnotcraZ 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 13:06

you had my pity at high school janitor...

squanmonster 8

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:05

FYL for being a janitor

smgray 1

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:00

Should have went to college.

sprinkesrdelish 5

Wednesday 13 November 2013 0:40

high school kids are disgusting.

legendof90 14

Saturday 23 January 2016 6:29

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