By anon - 23/11/2011 22:53

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
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ilyuhms 0

i wish my job was that exciting

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SxeDaze 13

Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.

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alanmacabre 2

That was your time to shine, show them what you've learned from the movies.

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stevenmx86 7

Ydi for whining about having to do your job...

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perdix 29

I'll bet your mom called it in to let you show your boss what a kick-ass security guard you are. I hope you didn't soil yourself.

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perdix 29

Cause if you did, her plan would have backfired, literally.

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89Delta 3

thats where i come in. i did a tour in iraq as an EOD tech for the US Army and there an IRS building just of post where im stationed so they get bomb threats all the time.

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Okayitwasme 0

I hope you get paid well! Hmm, did you ever ask what happened to the person you replaced?

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Mackenzie99 6

Get to work lol looks like they don't waste any time :$

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babyzann 0

You happen to be associated with any terrorist groups?

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Drummer389000 0

Isn't that what security Is for? Hmmm... *strokes beard*

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KiddNYC1O 20

We've had one at my workplace.

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