Miscellaneous: Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not...

By Dingbat - 13/06/2013 23:59 - United States - Quarryville

Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 19:12 - United States

Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML

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By baseball25635 - 01/10/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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By Bonecrusher - 27/03/2015 22:50 - United States - Sonoma

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

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By haley - 16/11/2018 14:00

Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML

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By Softball - 08/07/2015 13:58 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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Driving school dropout

By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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SerenaSerenadex3 13

Friday 14 June 2013 8:28

That's just foul.

MacMonster 10

Friday 14 June 2013 8:42

A ditch? A dutch? You can't just leave us hanging like that

Comments

mariazzz 5

Friday 14 June 2013 8:42

What a dingbat!

dead_insects 18

Friday 14 June 2013 8:46

look at the username! ^_~

thatonegirlnic 10

Friday 14 June 2013 8:44

Never let the fear of hitting your own car keep you from playing the game

Carmstro 13

Friday 14 June 2013 8:54

Accidentally thumbed you down, sorry! I smiled

Harpy20 24

Friday 14 June 2013 9:42

24: Intentionally thumbed you down, sincerely! I smiled.

andrew6p 19

Friday 14 June 2013 8:44

Nice hit OP!

UnluckyGenius 21

Friday 14 June 2013 8:45

Kudos on such a mighty hit.

xCensored 10

Friday 14 June 2013 8:48

Maybe you should practice in a more secluded place...

ltaper11 20

Friday 14 June 2013 8:50

I guess yourrrrrr out...of luck that sucks

misspulkadot24 17

Friday 14 June 2013 8:53

It's ok OP, I sucked so bad at sports, that when I played tennis, they gave me a point every time that I didn't hit it over the 10 ft. gate. Keep trying, you'll get your mojo working again!