Miscellaneous: Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted... - FML

By cpatch - 09/11/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checked myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and my neck was covered in dried blood. FML

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cpatch 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:49

I put something on it to make it stop bleeding right after I shaved but it must have opened up again before I left the house. And no, I don't work at Starbucks...I stopped by to pick up breakfast and then came back home.

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perdix 29

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:01

You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.

energyphuck 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:01

and people SMILED at you?

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pickles1994 18

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:00

3 reasons why i think this is fake.... Umm don't u shave in the mirror? Wouldn't U be able to feel the cut. And I doubt people would laugh at that without telling u someone would probally would have said something.. And u said u figured it out when u got home!? Wow LOL YDI

glopers232 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:05

its funny more then embarrassing because they probably thought u were a zombie !

cerebellum_fml 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:24

Well a mugger would at least think you where already robbed. Deception like that would work well. Late haloween costume?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:33

Starbucks is full of leeches anyways... Also, we all know that wasn't dry blood. It was your dignity that was all dried up, wasn't it? Poor you :[

anonymous69_fml 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:34

ydi for shaving during no-shave november

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 10 November 2009 3:38

Totally! Makes me thirsty! :]

jane99 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:22

We don't want your AIDS!

gpstyne 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:25

STFU you'll live now man up and learn how to shave

PonPonPattaPon 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 5:31

Haha! Everyone was smiling? "Oh hey... that mans neck is covered in blood... that makes me happy! *massive smile*" what a world.

khung835 6

Tuesday 10 November 2009 6:05

YDI for being so numb

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