By cpatch - 09/11/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checked myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and my neck was covered in dried blood. FML
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cpatch 0

I put something on it to make it stop bleeding right after I shaved but it must have opened up again before I left the house. And no, I don't work at Starbucks...I stopped by to pick up breakfast and then came back home.

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perdix 29

You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.

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energyphuck 0

and people SMILED at you?

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QuentinM95 0

Ok I think I'm going crazy, I'm pretty sure I read a FML earlier right under this one about a guy getting screwed by the police, where did it go?

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SaintJimmy 0

They sometimes disappear. I have no idea why and yes, it annoys me greatly as well.

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Person1233 12

I think it was because the comments were a huge-ass flame war about cops being pigs, power abusers, etc.

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grrrarrrg2 2

This isn't a problem. A minor annoyance at best. Definitly not FML worthy. You must lead one sad pathetic life. I guess it is an FML moment for you afterall.

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Nakedsquirrel 5

What do you shave with, a trowel? I've never managed to make more than a nick when cutting myself. I use the Gilette Mach 3 Power Turbo Nitro Fusion Ultimate Stubble Destroyer (with lubricating strip.)

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perdix 29

Hmmm. I'd like someone oozing blood handling my food and beverage. Who wouldn't?

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haweb 0

I don't think he actually works there. I think he just went in for his coffee/cappucino/whatever.

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Dcvictorious 0

Still using your Mach 3 razor aye? It can be hard to give it up.

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PhillyGirl2 0

that really sucks. haha get it? vampire pun? yeah anyway thats so freakin weird that people would be SMILING at you...

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seanreddog 4

If it was an FML-worthy amount of blood, how did you not notice?

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cpatch 0

I put something on it to make it stop bleeding right after I shaved but it must have opened up again before I left the house. And no, I don't work at Starbucks...I stopped by to pick up breakfast and then came back home.

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seanreddog 4

If it was an FML-worthy amount of blood, how did you not notice?

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TheLetterZero 7

Everyone smiles when a redneck walks into a coffee shop.

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