By DJ - 07/04/2013 18:52 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 615
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe you should test his reaction time by punching him in the balls.

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Punch him in the balls. Use the excuse that you needed a punching bag.

This reminds me of the Pink Panther .movie with Steve Martin.

jem970 19

Punch him in the balls while you are down there and tell him his pain tolerance needs work.

perdix 29

He was "correct." It's OK for a charity boxing match, they always want to see some poor bastard with terrible reflexes get beaten to a pulp. Ironically, the more nobler the charity, the more blood-thirsty those motherfuckers are. If you're fighting for The Sisters of the Poor, then want to see you lose an organ.

Spread butter on his bedroom floor .

the butter prank works best in the hallway, bottom of the stairs, in the kitchen or the bathroom

JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Training montage, Eye of the Tiger, and stairs. All you need to be ready for round two.

*Cues 'Eye Of The Tiger' It's montage time. xD

Just here to point out that the comment above this came first and says almost exactly the same thing, but was thumbed down. Wut?

zahra_786 19

What your dad really meant to say was, 'unagi...'.

CharresBarkrey 15
Jacksparrow72 21

Parents are just bwing assholes these days. Peer pressure at it's worst.

Mizzesbestie 13

Hit him in the balls next time and say you needed a punching sack