Health: Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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By haleyfml - 27/10/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By Username - 04/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By D.M - 29/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By anonymous - 22/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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Cads1 24

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:44

Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.

DMA0712 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:14

How hard did he squeeze?

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sunnyray812 42

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:41

Tell him not to squeeze too hard next time.

Zarcissa 34

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:41

That must've been a real death grip if you blacked out.

Cads1 24

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:44

Why did you black out? I would get that weak heart of your checked out before you pass out in the toilet.

MrsDruidess 23

Sunday 30 August 2015 9:44

Father of the year

rileyrae0000 23

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:04

Your dad sounds like a hard ass. Where's a little sympathy?

thatonlinedude 5

Sunday 30 August 2015 21:18

amen

mariathehoe 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:10

My dad would have done the same thing, I feel you OP

Shuff52 21

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:12

Yeah sounds like my father

DMA0712 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:14

How hard did he squeeze?

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:22

That's some tough love right there.

Soverain 15

Sunday 30 August 2015 10:54

I think your dad took the concept of bear hugs too seriously.

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