Health: Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain...

By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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You deserved it 18 676

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 143

You deserved it 28 950

By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 096

You deserved it 23 238

Own it

By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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You deserved it 236

By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 024

You deserved it 43 109

By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 187

You deserved it 8 078

By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 539

You deserved it 4 884

Simple answer

By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 075

You deserved it 59 345

Oops.

By Marcilor001 - 10/08/2018 20:30

Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 683

You deserved it 730

By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 18:21 - United States

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 694

You deserved it 5 954

Heavy

By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 530

You deserved it 9 285

Malinkrot 3

Friday 12 February 2010 9:12

at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches

guckylynn 19

Friday 12 February 2010 9:09

wow... and your life is ****** how?

Comments

euroautolover 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:39

... who the hell moderated this? this is one of the stupidest fml's I've ever seen.

Starfire22 5

Friday 12 February 2010 14:41

.... your fighting with a sixteen year old? Real mature...

sethl 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:42

It is stupid shit like this that makes this site crap. Maybe one out of every ten FMLs are actually worth reading.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 12 February 2010 17:38

So take your ball and go home.

repyourcliche 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:11

lmao this is hilarious SOMEONE'S PMSING!

perdix 29

Friday 12 February 2010 15:18

Oh, snickerdoodles, WHODATNATION is not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile. At 5'9" and 140 lbs, your days of appearing to the world as a child are way behind you.

GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8

Friday 12 February 2010 17:11

you suck that was a boring FML!!

alexisthename 0

Friday 12 February 2010 18:01

^ Stop fighting, all of you! ::cries:: Whenever I'm PMS'ing, I simply crave salty foods and Macho Diet Cocks (not a typo). I'm a lover, not a fighter.

darkmis1 17

Friday 12 February 2010 18:30

OMG! Here's an idea! Take the scale off the carpet and get your real weight! It's not that hard and it's NOT a FYL.

aj1218 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:03

...So this is what makes an FML now a days?

WHODATNATION 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:55

ha snickerdoodoo did u really think I was hitting on u hhaaha. I asked if u were 14 cuz u sound like one and if telling people to "f*ck off" is the height of ur intelligence then u deserve to be called snickerdoodoo (and don't even start about ur usual grammar nonsense) and why would I even check ur profile? is that what ur doing all day long here?