Health: Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain...

By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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Own it

By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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Simple answer

By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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Oops.

By Marcilor001 - 10/08/2018 20:30

Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 18:21 - United States

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

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Heavy

By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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Malinkrot 3

Friday 12 February 2010 9:12

at least you are trying to do something, not sitting around saying that it's ok to be overweight because "some people have genetic disorders" and calling skinny girls anorexic bitches

guckylynn 19

Friday 12 February 2010 9:09

wow... and your life is ****** how?

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WHODATNATION 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:17

@babybubz - lol to doodoopie!

tubesocks_ 0

Friday 12 February 2010 22:46

No, the OP didn't say the rug was on top of the scale, but the scale was on top of the rug, therefore the scale was off balance and "messing it up" so it gave an inaccurate reading.

sarah03_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:33

that's not that bad don't be so dramatic

manicrose 3

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:23

Shut up you whining bitch, no one cares about your struggles with fatness. Listen to me, child: No one ******* cares, compared with all the problems in the world, this is NOTHING. stop complaining.

totes_sucks 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:03

I don't know anything about claims of child abuse against you other than what is written on here. Any other claims are a topic for you to discuss with a lawyer.

xxprettydisaster 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:03

its called using my sisters account

totes_sucks 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:07

Granted this defeats my earlier point (that I don't think you're a pedophile, but I believe maybe this argument is too immature for an adult to be having). However if you're going to ignore it, then so will I. :)

xxprettydisaster 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:08

um ok...? i will... im sorry if i spell something wrong i like to text talk more than needed...damn habbit....

Maddoctor 10

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:26

#61 for Mean Girls win!

WHODATNATION 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:37

totes-sucker what r u talking about? awww I know - u r mad that I called someone snickerdoodoo aww so nice of u, I'm sure she appreciates that and promises to never pull grammar crap on u - good job, tootsie, u earned it.