Love: Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that...

By LonelyHeart - 22/10/2009 12:09 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By baby.momma2 - 26/11/2020 19:58

Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2022 04:59 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By tkrause - 01/04/2013 17:17 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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TomFantastic 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:32

If he told you he wanted time alone why did you go looking for him?

Sparkey 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 17:04

You didn't go to "surprise" him, you felt insecure and wanted confirmation.

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mekeskidi_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 11:01

I disagree, he didn't have to get together with another mind to have hickies on his neck, he could have engaged a "business transaction" with a streetwalker...

giganticbrain 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:18

Oh, good one asshole. "Looks like he got together with another mind". That was terrible. I can't believe I even read that.

excusemeasi 0

Friday 23 October 2009 16:12

gay guys suck :/ hit me up

ultraslick 0

Friday 23 October 2009 16:16

YDI for surprising your BF at work after he told you he needed some alone time. Being surprised by a bf/gf at work is annoying enough when things are going good. Way to be a needy annoyance

DoomedGemini 37

Saturday 4 April 2015 15:43

Aka you are saying he deserves it for finding out he was cheated on?

ace122400 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 7:12

Sorry, man. I hope things get better.

iamseamonster 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:29

no, that's not always true. when i was first experimenting with a girl i accidentally gave her a hickie . i didn't even know that i was doing it, it just happened. and i think she secretly liked it. so don't assume people are dumb for doing them.

just_me_tmp 0

Monday 26 October 2009 1:09

You are dumb for giving her a hickey. Congrats. By the way...Experimenting? By sucking on her neck? Moron.

princesssparkles 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 5:43

oh my god! seriously, more than half you people on here need to grow up! are you honestly just going around making fun of people for on thing they've done when you don't know them? over the internet! seriously, get a life! and, thats terrible.

demontwig 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 10:49

fag

TallMist 32

Sunday 19 July 2015 0:05

How is your comment not moderated yet? Not only is it against the rules of FML (No personal attacks), it's both bigoted and offensive towards a group of people (In this case, the LGBT).